Get A Life
FREEDOM! It’s all about freedom. Freedom to come and go as you please. Freedom to be anybody you want, anywhere you want. Freedom of choice. Freedom of motion. Freedom does not need an introduction. Let’s see how fast we can set you free. Isn’t that the real reason you’re gambling? To find a fun means to see you free , getting you form the first tee in life to your 19th hole martini. And what better and more fun way of doing this than through GAMBLING and the Benson Systems you have at your disposal. Gambling is one of the greatest sources of pleasure and entertainment ever devised!
Why not use GAMBLING instead of WORK to get to your 19th hole of life. But to achieve this you must follow the rules. For all you “wannabes” remember the hardest part of your gambling is building your bankroll. Once it is built, the second nine of the course brings in the profit that make it fun. You no longer have to go through the building process ever again! FREEDOM! And for all you high rollers, simply begin at your higher buy-ins and multiply elliptically! You will be starting your “ENDLESS VACATION” in record time!
So, here we are already retired, sitting on my throne on the 19th hole, umbrella in my double martini, smoking a Churchill, enjoying the sublime colors of the day — THE VIEW FROM THE TOP! All around me are dozens of empty thrones, waiting fro their owners, waiting for those Benson Players who can fulfill the Biggest Picture of them all: FREEDOM — THE ENDLESS VACATION.
That’s why I ask you to stop whacking balls from tee to tee and gamble the way you’re supposed to. It’s the only way to live. Before I go, I’d like to leave you with this one final thought: That freedom is life as it was always supposed to be, beyond work and whacking balls! Why not really find this freedom and... Get A Life!